27 September 2025
So, you're finally hopping onto the Paleo train. First things first – welcome to the caveman club, baby! You’re ready to ditch the processed junk and eat like your ancestors (the ones who didn’t have Pop-Tarts and Frappuccinos). But hold up — before you run into the kitchen to toss out your pasta, let’s have a real talk about what not to do.
Sure, going Paleo sounds simple: just eat meat, veggies, fruits, nuts, and seeds, right? But here's the tea – a lot of folks turn Paleo and end up feeling like a hangry Neanderthal. Why? Because they make some classic (and sometimes cringe-worthy) mistakes that tank their progress. Don't worry — I’ve got your back.
Let’s break it down and get you on the right path to Paleo greatness – minus the missteps.

1. Going Full Paleo Overnight
The Crash-and-Burn Method? Yeah, Don’t.
You wake up one morning, watch a Paleo documentary, and suddenly decide to Marie Kondo your entire kitchen. Bread? Gone. Cheese? Trashed. Beans? Banished.
Whoa, slow your roll.
Going cold turkey might sound noble, but it usually leads to feeling overwhelmed, under-prepared, and totally deprived. If cutting everything out at once sounds like torture, that’s because it sort of is.
What to Do Instead:
Baby steps. Start by removing highly processed foods. Next week, cut dairy. Gradually phase out grains. Your gut — and your sanity — will thank you. Think of it like dating Paleo, not marrying it on the first date.

2. Not Eating Enough (Yes, Really)
Starving Is Not a Strategy
A lot of new Paleo converts under-eat without realizing it. They eliminate carbs and processed foods but forget to replace those calories with whole Paleo-friendly ones. Result? Energy crashes, mood swings, and a strong desire to punch someone for a cookie.
Let me tell you, Paleo is not about starving or restriction.
What to Do Instead:
Load up on nutrient-dense calories: sweet potatoes, avocados, coconut oil, grass-fed meats. You need fat and carbs, friend. Paleo isn’t keto — and your body still needs fuel, especially if you're working out.

3. Replacing Junk with Paleo Junk
A Cookie by Any Other Name...
Okay, real talk: just because it’s “Paleo” doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Paleo cookies, brownies, and pancakes might be grain-free, but they can still be sugar bombs. Swapping Oreos for almond flour brownies doesn’t magically make it a health food.
If your diet is 80% Paleo treats and 20% actual food, you’re not really Paleo — you’re on the cupcake diet with fancier labels.
What to Do Instead:
Use Paleo treats sparingly. Like, treats are called treats for a reason. Focus on whole foods: meat, veggies, fruits, nuts, and healthy fats. Save the chocolate-covered-dates situation for actual treats.

4. Ignoring Micronutrients
It’s Not Just About Protein and Fat
So you’re eating more meat and fewer grains — cool! But here’s the thing: if you’re not paying attention, you might end up low on key nutrients like calcium, magnesium, or iodine. Paleo’s great, but it ain’t magic.
And if your meals are 90% steak and 10% baby carrots, you’re doing it wrong.
What to Do Instead:
Diversify your plate: throw in seaweed for iodine, leafy greens for calcium, nuts and seeds for magnesium. It’s not all about the big macros — the little guys matter too.
5. Fearing All Carbs
Carbs Are Not the Enemy, Karen
Some folks think Paleo = no carbs. So they ditch every potato and banana in sight like they’re grenades. But listen, your body
loves carbs — especially if you're active.
Low-carb is optional, not mandatory. Going too low can wreck your energy, sleep, and mood.
What to Do Instead:
Include starchy veggies like sweet potatoes, plantains, and squash. Fruits are your friends. If you hit the gym or chase toddlers around, you
need carbs. Trust me, Paleo isn’t about going carb-phobic.
6. Skipping Meal Prep
Winging It? Rookie Mistake
Let’s be real: eating Paleo is easy... if your fridge is stocked, your meals are prepped, and you’ve got snacks ready. If not? Say hello to frustration and take-out temptation. One missed lunch and suddenly, that burger and fries is calling your name.
What to Do Instead:
Plan. Prep. Conquer. Spend a couple of hours each week chopping veggies, cooking proteins, and prepping snacks. Keep emergency options on hand – like jerky, nuts, or hard-boiled eggs. Hungry? You’ll be ready.
7. Not Reading Labels
“Natural” Doesn’t Mean Paleo
Just because it says “organic” or “gluten-free” doesn’t mean it’s Paleo. A lot of store-bought sauces, snacks, and bars are sneaky — loaded with added sugars, weird oils, or sketchy preservatives.
Companies know how to manipulate labels. Don’t fall for the fancy packaging.
What to Do Instead:
Become a label ninja. Read every ingredient. If it sounds like something you'd find in a chemistry lab, put it back on the shelf. Stick to products with real, recognizable ingredients.
8. Not Listening to Your Body
One-Size-Fits-All? Not Here
Some people thrive on high-fat. Others feel better with more carbs. Some get along fine without eggs; others can’t touch nightshades. Everybody (and every body) is different.
If Paleo makes you feel worse instead of better, something’s off.
What to Do Instead:
Pay attention to how foods make you feel. Tweak as needed. Maybe you need more carbs, fewer nuts, or to skip eggs. Paleo is a
framework, not a strict religion. Customize it.
9. Forgetting About Lifestyle
Paleo Isn’t Just a Food Plan
You can eat all the grass-fed beef in the world, but if your sleep sucks, you sit all day, and you're constantly stressed out — you’re missing half the picture.
Paleo living isn’t just what’s on your plate. It’s also about how you live.
What to Do Instead:
Get good sleep. Move often. Go outside. Ditch the phone once in a while. Manage stress in real ways (no, scrolling Instagram doesn’t count). Your ancestors didn’t live under fluorescent lights 24/7, and neither should you.
10. Obsessing Over Perfection
Chill Out, Caveman-in-Training
Let’s face it — trying to be 100% Paleo, 100% of the time, is a one-way ticket to Burnout Town. Life happens. Birthdays, travel, unexpected cravings. Perfection isn’t the goal. Sanity is.
Becoming the Paleo police for yourself and everyone around you? That’s just exhausting.
What to Do Instead:
Aim for progress, not perfection. Eat real food most of the time. But if you have a slice of pizza at your nephew’s birthday party? Girl, breathe. It's not the end of the world.
11. Not Getting Support
Lone Wolf Syndrome
Trying to Paleo solo in a world of pizza and bagels can feel isolating. If no one in your circle gets what you're doing, it's easy to feel like the weirdo with carrot sticks while everyone else eats donuts.
What to Do Instead:
Find your people. Join a Paleo Facebook group. Follow some Paleo food bloggers. Drag your partner into it with you (gently). Surrounding yourself with support makes
all the difference.
12. Over-Restricting Yourself
The Slippery Slope to Orthorexia
Let me say it louder for the people in the back:
Paleo is a tool, not a prison. The second you start fearing food or feeling anxious over a bite of rice, it’s gone too far.
You’re here to feel better, not obsess your way into stress.
What to Do Instead:
Stay flexible. Listen to your mind and body. Sometimes health means having the dang taco. Don’t vilify non-Paleo foods — understand them, make conscious choices, and move on.
Final Thoughts: Keep It Real, Keep It Balanced
Transitioning to Paleo can be life-changing — in the best way. But only if you do it with a little prep, a touch of grace, and a whole lot of real food. Remember, Paleo isn’t about perfection. It’s about progress, baby.
You’re not here to mimic a caveman to the letter. You’re here to feel vibrant, energetic, and healthy as heck.
So skip the extremes, avoid the common pitfalls, and most importantly — enjoy the journey. Because no one wants to be the hangry caveman in the corner with their ziplock of lettuce.
Stay sassy, stay smart, and eat like a modern hunter-gatherer — with WiFi.